what have you guys done with my teddy bear?

[Wayward]

We are so sorry Damon Bradley, it was just our way of ignoring sixx in his own thread it seemed ironic and existential to us and the humor may have gone slightly over your head. Which was also a joke, just so you know.

He is all about the pages and the views bro, here we are on page 3.

Thus spake Damon Bradley

Jeez, Britney tries to start a little thread, tries to have a little fun, and you guys have to jerk it around and be, uhmm, jerk-ish.

[Carl]

Page 3?

Now, I'm starting to miss Paul Harvey...

Good day!

[Mature Companion]

Sorry, beautiful. Sixx kept begging to see me and each time I kept saying hell NO. So he finally decided to sit in his corner and pout. Let's leave him there for a while, Shall we.

Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

Did a sw kidnap him? I'm placing a reward... 20 bucks for information leading to the where abouts of the one who misbehaves the most!! Sixxbach, where are you??

[snoopdogg]

Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

Okay, here is the deal people. I called Sixxbach, but this girl answered. She said her name was Melanie. Anyway, she said he's been pretty occupied with her. She said he hasn't even been cruising Cesar Chavez, because her freebies were so good. She hopes to make his top ten list. She mentioned something about whispers throwing a batchelor party, so I think maybe this is for real. She also confirmed Sixxbach couldn't quite fit up whisper's ass. I'm glad I found out what happened to teddybear. Mystery solved!!

lol ..you sure about that????

[Rand Al'Thor]

Originally Posted by snoopdogg

lol ..you sure about that????

Of course she's not sure, it's second hand information. Then again, I wouldn't expect you to read clearly unless the providers here have glass bellies.

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by Rand Al'Thor

Of course she's not sure, it's second hand information. Then again, I wouldn't expect you to read clearly unless the providers here have glass bellies.

Would that be anything like a guy with a two inch dick writing reviews about some provider's deep throating skills? Of course we are not referring to you or anyone else in this thread just asking a hypothetical question about first hand information.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Wayward

Would that be anything like a guy with a two inch dick writing reviews about some provider's deep throating skills? Of course we are not referring to you or anyone else in this thread just asking a hypothetical question about first hand information.

Would you please quit talking about me in veiled terms? But now you know why I'm reluctant do reviews.

[Rand Al'Thor]

Originally Posted by Wayward

Would that be anything like a guy with a two inch dick writing reviews about some provider's deep throating skills? Of course we are not referring to you or anyone else in this thread just asking a hypothetical question about first hand information.

Well, some of the posters in this thread are perfectly capable of fitting their heads up people's ass (and some are even capable of fitting their heads up their own ass), so I'm sure there are some first hand knowledge here, just not any pertaining to characters being discussed.

Besides, I wouldn't know about two inch dicks writing about deep throat experiences. At 2 1/2", all my writing about being deep throated are genuine.

[Rand Al'Thor]

Originally Posted by Carl

Would you please quit talking about me in veiled terms? But now you know why I'm reluctant do reviews.

I just got tired of reading how you get Greek from all the providers by getting them to deep throat you.

[Damon Bradley]

Originally Posted by Wayward

We are so sorry Damon Bradley, it was just our way of ignoring sixx in his own thread it seemed ironic and existential to us and the humor may have gone slightly over your head. Which was also a joke, just so you know.

He is all about the pages and the views bro, here we are on page 3.

Apparently the sarcasm of my post was lost as well.

Keep up the good work gentlemen....

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

Apparently the sarcasm of my post was lost as well.

Keep up the good work gentlemen....

Okay then we aren't sorry

I took it as sarcastic on the first pass and then thought this is Austin...so maybe not. Guess we have to be sorry again. This is so confusing. Help me out with the program is Rand Al'Thor the smart one?

[Spacemtn]

Let me remind everyone to stick to the topic. I feel that I have awarded far too many points for what should have been a fairly benign thread but I am not above pointing for thread hijacks as well.

Spacemtn
AustinModStaff

[Damon Bradley]

Originally Posted by Wayward

Okay then we aren't sorry

I took it as sarcastic on the first pass and then thought this is Austin...so maybe not. Guess we have to be sorry again. This is so confusing. Help me out with the program is Rand Al'Thor the smart one?

Oh, so now you're NOT sorry.

I didn't notice any programs at the front when I came in.

Rand is our resident math whiz. Emphasis on whiz.

On topic, I still haven't seen any Teddy bears....

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by Spacemtn

Let me remind everyone to stick to the topic. I feel that I have awarded far too many points for what should have been a fairly benign thread but I am not above pointing for thread hijacks as well.

Spacemtn
AustinModStaff

We never take enough time to thank the mods for all their hard work and attention to detail. It's too easy to find fault with each decision and to become hypercritical which really isn't fair. The mods do a thankless job with no pay and few fringe benefits we couldn't really have a board with out them.

[texasjohn1965]

You wont be getting your teddy bear back.....