Air show

[i'va biggen]

Man and his wife had been to many air shows,and h had always wanted to rake a helicopter ride.the wife always talked him out by saying it was too much money.50 dollars is 50 dollars.Last show he brought it up and they were arguing over the 50 dollars.He said "I am 75 years old and this may be the last time I have to ride.she replied 50 dollars is 50 dollars. the pilot over heard the argument and told then "If you can be quite the whole ride it is free otherwise it is 50 dollars"They took him up and he did every trick and stunt a helicopter would do and there was no word said.the pilot turned to the man sad told him he couldn't believe he never made a sound.the man said"I almost did when Emma fell out but 50 dollars is 50 dollars".

[KCQuestor]

That was funny... three posts down when badhusband told it too!