BBFS want it? Come get it....

[Laney1]

Ummm...would this be a good time to post a picture?? No..not a good idea?? Okay, I'm leaving. Seriously, I promise. I'm really, really leaving this time.

By the way, to those who don't know me...I have a goofy nerdy sense of humor. It's boderline annoying as hell. But there really is no malice, and everything I do..I do for fun. It probably doesn't translate well online. Just know my hearts in the right place. But seriously, I need some eggnog.....

Happy Holidays.

Leslielane1@live.com

[knotty man]

BORDERLINE!!! sweetie your like a messican, livin in canada.....you crossed that border a looooooooooooong fuckin time ago!

[sixxbach]

Originally Posted by Laney1

By the way, to those who don't know me...I have a goofy nerdy sense of humor. It's boderline annoying as hell.

Borderline? It is annoying as hell! No secret I found you annoying when you first popped up on ECCIE.

But there really is no malice, and everything I do..I do for fun. It probably doesn't translate well online. Just know my hearts in the right place.

Hmmmmmmm that last statement made me think of myself lol

Leslie, I kinda like this incarnation of you. You are kinda growing on me like a wart.

sixx

[Elephant]

LaneyPooh, LaneyPooh...

[Laney1]

Ouch!!!

Woe is me...if only my WK Chicken Nuglet was here...he'd save me!!! Nuggy, where are thou?!


Seriously, I try...I just can't quit you. Damn, I'm even more annoying than I thought.


Leslielane1@live.com
**Please email for pics. I will be arriving in town at the end of the month. At that time, I will then email all necessary information.

[AdventureAdams]

*wishes someone would close this train wreck of a threAD.

[sixxbach]

Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

*wishes someone would close this train wreck of a threAD.

They shouldn't close it IMO. There are plenty of threAD's in Austin forums. If this one is closed, they should close them ALL IMO....

Carry on Leslie lol

sixx

[Maxeen Monroe]

UJ, you crack me up! I know exactly what you mean and it's the XL magnum. Not even just a magnum! Lol!

[Booth]

Originally Posted by knotty man

BORDERLINE!!! sweetie your like a messican, livin in canada.....you crossed that border a looooooooooooong fuckin time ago!

I don't think I've seen the word "messican" used since one of everybody's favorite strippers was run from ASPD for using it.

[Laney1]

Oh, I don't mind being called a "Messican". I've been confused for a caucasion, an Asian, and African (but the gentleman was a little tipsy and I went overboard with the self tanner. I looked more like an ooompa loompa really.


Leslielane1@live.com

Se Habla Espanol

[Guest040616]

Ahhhh, I absolutely love it when I have been out of pocket for a few days and a thread takes all of these hazardous twists and turns.

Please look out for pedestrians!

[VictoriaLyn]

Did someone call for a xl magnum size popcorn..hope I brought enough

[Guest092815]

My only remark about this thread, is... It seems irresponsible to me to be joking about offering this. I can only hope that you never have anyone force you into it because you brought up the topic of "simulated" bbfs.

Or, is the purpose of the thread that you would offer bbfs under a seemingly "exclusive" relationship?

Laney, besides inviting attention and creating a buzz for yourself here in Austin, what is the purpose of this "teaser" thread? You haven't enlightened us as to what you intimated.

After 6 pages of posts... what's the secret?

[Codybeast]

Originally Posted by Crystalkitty

Laney, besides inviting attention and creating a buzz for yourself here in Austin, what is the purpose of this "TEASER" thread? You haven't enlightened us as to what you intimated.

After 6 pages of posts... what's the secret?

That was the point. It's a teaser ad. As ludicrous as it may sound there will be at least a few mongers who call because of it.
If there aren't any negative or positive reviews either explaining or praising this experience then odds are it is BBFS.
The fact that she would post an unheard of or "too good to be true" service without offering one single detail in the face of overwhelming skepticism says it all.
Infomercial... Call now and get two condoms free.

[Laney1]

I'm originally from Houston...

Years ago I worked in a very high profile, upscale lucrative studio. It was known for the best service, as well as having some of the most beautiful girls in town. A few playboy playmates at one time or another in fact. It's still around I believe. At any rate, there were two very well known girls...myself being one of them..... that were known on ASPD as the "dynamic duo". We worked together and our shows ultimately mirrored one anothers. They were "simulated fs shows"...under the guise of a non-therapeutic rubdown. It was a step above a hj...a step below fs. The gentlemen that sought this type of session....were not the type of gentlemen looking for fs..especially bbfs. I can recall literally being pushed off by a couple of very worried and frantic gentlemen who felt i had crossed the line. lol They would finally settle down and enjoy the rest of the show once I demonstrated my little tricks.

When I decided to move back to Austin and venture back into the hobby, I realized fs was not for me. Last year, I tried it for a few months..it was very lucrative, but alas..I don't think I'm very good at it (this is me being honest) as my experience in the hobby is non-fs. So I started the thread to see if others provided this type of session. In reading reviews (the parts that I can view) it doesn't seem like it has been an option for the gentlemen in town. Am I shameless for wanting to tap into a market that no one has tapped into?? I don't think so.

Only a small percentage of men will be interested in this type of service, which is fine by me. As always, I am low volume and my rates will reflect that. The beauty of the hobby is that there is something and someone for everyone. In reading reviews, Austin has some wonderful new studios in town....with great service and great young talent. Like I said, I am not for everyone...and neither is my service. Which is not even exclusive to me...it tooks me years to perfect it. However, with one review...anyone can mirror it.

As far as offering BBFS...well, that will never be an option. It was my intention to create an eye-catching title. It worked...almost 90 responses and 4,000 views.


As far as divulging my tricks at this time...Well, you just have to wait for the first review.

Happy Hunting everyone. Merry Christmas..

Leslielane1@live.com