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Guest020720 · 01-18-2012, 10:23 PM

I can't do the "mom" thing.

Or the "boss" thing.

Or the "teacher" thing.

I know I could make a killing at it. Guys would love it. I just can't mentally get into it. I'm sure some of you wouldn't even care if I faked it. LMAO.

Sorry. But the mom one was too much for me. I couldn't even discuss other options with the guy.

Jaci · 01-19-2012, 02:21 AM

I had a gentlemen contact me and ask if I would put a dog leash on him
and walk him around... I said sure FIDO bring you leash and dog biscuit
and come on over....RUFF RUFF...

Jaci

pyramider · 01-19-2012, 05:27 AM

Then you were going to whack him with a rolled up newspaper.

bojulay · 01-19-2012, 05:34 AM

Me and an old girlfriend used to do a lot of roll playing stuff.
One of our favs was she would pretend to be a hitchhiker
and I would pick her up along the side of the road, she went
through the whole scenario too, thumb sticking out and everything.
After that you can just use your imagination.

Another was master/slave, we would switch from one time to the
next who would be what, so you always knew that your turn
was coming up to be the master or slave. Payback could be
a bitch sometimes. LOL

petiteassman · 01-19-2012, 05:46 AM

asks if you will do the diaper thing tell him depends.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reese Foster

I can be pretty open minded...but, I am NOT changing a grown man's diaper and no, you can't use me as your toilet.

guest043013-2 · 01-19-2012, 07:28 AM

Angie,

I thought you were more adventuresome than that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tntangie

I can't do the "mom" thing. I do understand this.
Or the "boss" thing. I could see you as a boss.
Or the "teacher" thing. You'd make a great teacher, or maybe a librarian.
I know I could make a killing at it. Guys would love it. I just can't mentally get into it. I'm sure some of you wouldn't even care if I faked it. LMAO.

Sorry. But the mom one was too much for me. I couldn't even discuss other options with the guy.

Guest062124 · 01-19-2012, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petiteassman

asks if you will do the diaper thing tell him depends.

Lol!

berkleigh · 01-19-2012, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alecia

I am not playing mommy to a grown man...
Not going anywhere near fecal matter...
nothing with bugs, snakes etc...
absolutly nothing painful which includes no 2 liter bottle in my ass!

the clown sounded kind of fun!

1. My kids are grown, potty-trained and can wipe their own ass, So I will not be powdering yours.
- I am not having ANYMORE children so my diaper changing days are over.

2. I don't like clowns. They are kind of scary. I know they are fake but somehow an adult in a wig with all that make-up just reminds me of Drag Queens I see at the Gay Bars so I am not impressed.

3. I can't stand the smell of urine and find it absolutely degrading to piss on someone.
- I do not pass judgement, if that's your thing, so be it
Been there. Done that. Tried it. Don't get it

4. Humiliation - sigh..... I have tried several times the ball kicking/stomping/spitting/slapping....I can't do it...anymore.
- I have offered this in the past.
Catch me on a day I am really pissed and you may be in luck but seriously I get too personal with some clients so I can't do this.

5. ARRANGEMENTS - ( "Hobby Relationships" )

I've had trouble with this one for as long as I have been a Provider.
I refuse to date anyone I meet in the Hobby as it is a problem, always.
That is why I prefer to have an Arrangement.

*** There is NO Amount of $Money$ that could ever, EvEr, EVER make me LOVE you.

If I LOVE you, it's NOT because you paid me to lie to you.
It's because I fell in love.

I am not a good liar, so paying me to lead you to believe that horseshit is not something I am good at.

I've had 4 Arrangements in 6 years.
I am still very good friends with 3 of these Men.
No BCD and they don't hobby anymore.

The last one ended nasty because he pushed hard for something that was not there and ruined a very, very good friendship.

If circumstances were different, maybe, and that's a BIG MAYBE, but it depends on the situation and Highly doubt it will happen.
Some guys just don't get it

Just sayin'......I haven't met Captain-Save-A-Hoe yet....ALMOST....but not yet!

Larrydumbass · 01-19-2012, 08:18 AM

The title freaks me out.

pyramider · 01-19-2012, 03:13 PM

What about clowns that can make balloon animals? Come on Berk come to the bad hair side . . .

berkleigh · 01-19-2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pyramider

Come on Berk come to the bad hair side . . .

Oh shit no!

I can't deal with bad hair...

pyramider · 01-19-2012, 04:32 PM

How about rubber noses and pants that honk?

BigPurdy · 01-19-2012, 04:41 PM

Funny shit. Reese I didn't realize that silent clowns scared you. You never let on.

berkleigh · 01-19-2012, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pyramider

How about rubber noses and pants that honk?

If your pants "honk" ... you better have something worth "honking" or I am not interested LOL

And, If your a clown, it had better be a Nice, BIG, Surprize

Red Tex · 01-19-2012, 09:12 PM

Quote:

I've had 4 Arrangements in 6 years.
I am still very good friends with 3 of these Men.
No BCD and they don't hobby anymore.

Berkleigh, does any guy truly leave? Or do we just modify our tastes? I don't know many alcoholics who can go to the old bars with their friends and not be tempted.