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			05-04-2010, 01:21 PM
			
			
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			ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS 
 
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			05-04-2010, 03:51 PM
			
			
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CHASING AMY
  
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			05-08-2010, 01:32 AM
			
			
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			05-08-2010, 08:58 AM
			
			
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"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody." 
			
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 I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-08-2010, 02:50 PM
			
			
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			CABIN FEVER 
 
"Life is like that. Sometimes at the height                      of our reveries, when our joy is at its zenith, when  all is                      most right with the world, the most unthinkable  disasters                      descend upon us." 
 
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			05-08-2010, 03:27 PM
			
			
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"Life is like that. Sometimes at the height                      of our reveries, when our joy is at its zenith, when  all is                      most right with the world, the most unthinkable  disasters                      descend upon us." 
 
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			05-11-2010, 11:11 AM
			
			
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			05-11-2010, 11:34 AM
			
			
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I was married to a beautiful woman. She was unfaithful.  
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