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[BlakeConfidential]

Originally Posted by hobbie

BlakeConfidential, Thank you so very much!
I can't agree with you more, it is nice to see someone point out the hypocrisy of some posts.

You're welcome, and thanks for the acknowledgement!

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

I never did either. But sometime you just gota bust out the colors on that ass.
LOL. You did it well.

haha, my post looks patriotic, yours is all rainbow fun!!! I think I'll pick some more lively colors next time..
Thanks love

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

She posted it, no one responded and it had fallen quite far down on list in coed. Then sixx responds with a jab, and who follows up with more insults? Youuuu guessed it! The mighty, morphin, super secretive, Attack Pack

Guys that have similar reviews and do not care for certain provider antics are an Attack Pack?

Ok... Works in the same way all other logic does I guess!

Haha, no but really, you and Artist Formally Known As both chime in. I realize you are all friends, but no need to dogpile

Hey Artisit...... Ya better stop by the Clubhouse if your in the Attack Pack now!

We agree on one thing, if a girl runs an blatant ad in coed, it will be met with hostility. It's attention seeking. It reeks of desperation. We all get annoyed by them, but we all know that it is not against the rules.

Why do you get annoyed? You are a "retired" provider hiding behind a new handle for supposed "security concerns" but with a rather familiar posting style?

I think darlin that you alone will draw more negative attention to the plight of some other ladies than most of the guys...... as well as out yourself with your overwhelming urge to participate.....

LOOKS ARE SUBJECTIVE. THAT IS MY POINT. What one guy finds attractive, the other might find repulsive.

That's fine..... CoEd is open for comments, opinions etc......Please do not play dumb. An honest assessment is one thing, disrespectful is another.

What is and isn't disrespectful is subjective.

Like I said before, looks are subjective. What's curvy to one, is BBW to another, or anywhere in between.

So everyone has opinions and this is the proper forum for them to be exchanged.

She posted pics that show her body just the way it is, which is a lot better than some of the airbrushed and photoshopped glam shots I've seen that do NOT represent a girls body or face whatsoever. It wouldn't kill you to either just ignore the thread, or at least have some tact in your 'honest assessment.'

I've got 12 years on the boards known for being "brutally honest" darlin... not tactful..... I do stay within the guidelines for the majority of the time....


First rule of the fight club, i mean attack pack, you do not talk about the attack pack.

You know a lot more about it than I do!

What gives you the right to bash her because she doesn't fit your version or standards of attractiveness?

hmmm?... I am a board member and entitled to post an opinion?

Removing pictures? So you'd rather she be misleading?

Actually.... We've seen some of the REAL pictures of some of the BBWs and it is pretty much agreed that we do not want to see them again....

I'd rather have a girl claim curvy and have pics that display her full body so I can decide for myself than a girl who claims curvy and hides pictures to fit that title.

Why would what YOU want to see as a retired provider be of any concern to anyone else? It is a shame you have retired and feel the need to still be here. Kind of sad actually.

I personally do not think the girl is a BBW, but again, it's subjective.

Agreed.

Google Image search "Curvy Woman" -- you'll be amazed at the range of body types that show up.

I'll pass.... My tastes lie for gals that can wear between a size zero and a size 5/6.....

Feedback, yes but that just gives them what they wanted. Insults? Nahh...not necessary, just mean. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Didn't your momma teach you that one?

Nope. Both my parents felt I should speak my mind and be true to my opinion....
I think we can all agree that the best solution to mounting threAds is to IGNORE them.

I disagree.... I think that will only encourage more of them......

Do not give them the attention they seek. Certainly do not let it go this far hahaha (I'm guilty here too!)

So let's be rude and shut out the newbies?

She's not exactly a newbie with provider status and published reviews no is she?

She obviously isn't aware of the threAD issue or how things work around here. Why would she want to become a regularly participating female poster if the few times she did post, she was called fat and not cute etc...She might be witty and fun and cool as fuck, now we may never know. I mean, apparently she's an international penis smoker?!?!

Those type of ladies usually start working the forum ahead of time to show their wit and playfulness.......

Unless she was your type, a hot spinner....right? Then it'd be flirt and fuck fest all over this page.

Not just my type darling..... Young spinners get flirted with by a lot of guys......


Why would you want to post on an ad criticizing a woman? What is the point? What does it accomplish?

Sometimes it clears misleading information. Old Pics... outdated pics..... totally different look for a lady etc...etc.... Let's be real.... there is nothing I or a couple of others might post here that is not said by more than us in locker room threads or PMs or email threads or other forums.....

You don't find her attractive, go to the next showcase.

I typically do.... When I see "jowls" on a face pic I know not to open the showcase....

Negativity is such a waste of time. I'll never understand why some feel that they MUST state their opinion on someone they find unattractive.

Darlin I find a hell of a lot of the old and larger ladies that post here to be unattractive.... I do not offer my opinion on them normally. But I WILL as well as encourage others to do so in regards to ADs placed outside of the Ad Forum. Handled properly it may serve as a deterrant.... I am sure a few will go a bit too far .... But hey.... It's worth trying.....

I also intend to try to do a lot more to get the NCNS subject the attention it deserves with some ladies....

What is so freakin' hard to understand that we all like different things? I'd feel the same way if someone was bashing a spinner telling her to eat a hamburger or she looks like a skeleton. It's rude and disrespectful.

Well.... If you are holding your body out for sale or rent you are going to get criticized..... If they cannot handle it they probably should not be running ads.....

Whew, I never thought I'd be one of those posters that quoted and did the diff color text thing. That was exhausting. I imagine we will not come to an agreement on our opinions Whispers, but being retired allows me to speak more freely, and I'm all about this free flow of information you've always encouraged

Glad I can oblige you darlin....... But like any other member.... Be vocal enough and you will draw a lot of attention to yourself......

That doesn't make sense for someone that has changed her name for "security" reasons.

Is that really the case with you darlin?

Or there someone else posting from behind a new handle recently registered.....

All about the information right? I think you agreed with the concept?

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Whispers, yes you are entitled to your opinion. That is a given.
However, often times you make it seem as if your opinion is the bottom line. Even if it is the popular consensus it's not the end all be all.

No disrespect to you older chubby guys, but I will say that while you guys are bang'n the young hot chicks, guess who comes to see us chubby older providers? Yes, the young hot dudes.

I love all of you men that love me, but from experience I see more younger guys now than when i was 25; and I have to appetite to keep up with them. They aren't lying when they say women peak sexually in their 30's.

[Artist Formally Known As]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

And good luck finding any woman at all without a single flaw. That is what you make it seem you are looking for.

I never said I was looking for someone without any flaws. Just do not like misleading information.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Whispers, yes you are entitled to your opinion. That is a given.

However, often times you make it seem as if your opinion is the bottom line. Even if it is the popular consensus it's not the end all be all.

I know..... It's a burden I carry......

No disrespect to you older chubby guys, but I will say that while you guys are bang'n the young hot chicks, guess who comes to see us chubby older providers? Yes, the young hot dudes.

YUP! I know.... My 20yo nephew is banging a 40 yo divorcee with a house in Lakeway while I am banging a 21yo that went to school with his 21yo brother..... It's really screwed up!

I love all of you men that love me, but from experience I see more younger guys now than when i was 25; and I have to appetite to keep up with them. They aren't lying when they say women peak sexually in their 30's.

Darlin I totally believe ya!....

Maybe that's part of why some of us 50yos stick to the 20-25yo ladies.... we can't handle the sexual appetite of the 30-40yo's.....

I know I'm USUALLY no good past 3 pops but the right lady can at times get more outta me.....

[BlakeConfidential]

Ohhh boy. Agree to disagree Whispers.

Very well said though, Jasmine!


Yes, I am a retired provider, and for personal and privacy reasons I did not want to continue to use my old handle. It has something to do with an ex boyfriend, if you must know. I'm not completely opposed to some knowing who I am, but it really doesn't matter. I'm not hiding behind a handle, my freakin' avatar is a picture of me. I'm not trying to be all inconspicuous. I'm just a girl who knows the ropes and has her opinions If that is sad to you, well then here's a tissue!

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

Ohhh boy. Agree to disagree Whispers.

I do....

Yes, I am a retired provider, and for personal and privacy reasons I did not want to continue to use my old handle. It has something to do with an ex boyfriend, if you must know.

I didn't ask..... you just sound an awful lot like an active member.....

I'm not completely opposed to some knowing who I am, but it really doesn't matter. I'm not hiding behind a handle, my freakin' avatar is a picture of me. I'm not trying to be all inconspicuous. I'm just a girl who knows the ropes and has her opinions If that is sad to you, well then here's a tissue!

I didn't think it was sad that you had an opinion... just sad that retirement leaves you with a desire to participate here....

A buddy recently retired and fights the urge... maybe he should talk to you......

For me... when I'm done I hope I throw the switch and never look back.....

[BlakeConfidential]

I don't see what the big deal about a retired provider partcipating?? haha I mean really?

A lot of the stuff on here is entertaining, I've built friendships over the years, so who cares that I come post on a SMHB? I could be doing a lot worse things with my free time!

If you truly think I'm an active member with multiple handles or whatever else you've come up with, I assure you you're wrong. In fact, feel free to pm me and I'd be glad to let you know exactly who I am, and that you're wrong

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Darlin I totally believe ya!....

Maybe that's part of why some of us 50yos stick to the 20-25yo ladies.... we can't handle the sexual appetite of the 30-40yo's.....

I know I'm USUALLY no good past 3 pops but the right lady can at times get more outta me.....

That's crazy about the youngsters you geezers are dating.
3 pops is good enough for me. Does that make me a geezer yet? Almost huh. LOL!

I like hanging with younger people. It all started when I was living on west campus next to a frat house earlier this year. I need to move back to west campus yo. But I digress.

[Spacemtn]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

No disrespect to you older chubby guys,

I am just wondering why you gotta lump all of us "older chubby guys" together??? Chubby????? I thought that was when I harkened to fonder days and some blood actually circulated to lower areas of my body, usually to just remind me that I am one of those "older, chubby, guys"!


Spacemtn
AustinModStaff

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Oh Space, I though you had come to close this threAD, but you just came to make me bust out laughing. I owe you one.

[Spacemtn]

Ain't gonna close it......no ma'am....not today....ya'll are having way too much fun insulting the "older chubby guys"!!!!!!

Carry On, whilst I dream of a Chubby!!!


Spacemtn

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Awww man Space. Don't make me feel bad. I love my chubba-wubbs. I'm right there with yall. I really should be working out in between appointments, but posting on eccie doesn't mess up my hair.

What's worse a little extra cush'n for the push'n, or some fucked up frizzed out hair.

Should I just eat salads or get a wig?
Somebody help me out here.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Awww man Space. Don't make me feel bad. I love my chubba-wubbs. I'm right there with yall. I really should be working out in between appointments, but posting on eccie doesn't mess up my hair.

What's worse a little extra cush'n for the push'n, or some fucked up frizzed out hair.

Should I just eat salads or get a wig?
Somebody help me out here.

I like Red Heads..... try a red wig......

and avoid Super Salads.....

The breads undue and positive affect of a salad!

I know....

[Whispers]

Ok.... SO..... We got a Video replay and decision.... GAME IS STILL ON!!!!!!!


I gotta take the 3yo for icecream.. BAck in an hour or so!