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			06-14-2012, 01:01 AM
			
			
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			SL, I think YummyMarie wants a T'shirt.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-14-2012, 02:09 AM
			
			
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				SL, 
There have been reports that your dick can be seen a mile away. How do you get around with it? Do they make disguises that big? Also, I've heard rumors that the dick in the castle of the little mermaid was actually modeled after your ginormous penis? Any truth to these rumors? Inquiring minds need to know! 
  
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TEAM SL has a leak..... LOL. I'm very average Marie. But above average as a gentleman. I hope I'll be able to prove that to you!  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-14-2012, 02:10 AM
			
			
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				SL, I think YummyMarie wants a T'shirt. 
			
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I think she wants the "Slamdango" LOL  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-14-2012, 05:52 AM
			
			
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			06-14-2012, 07:00 AM
			
			
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				Who, me??? 0:-) 
			
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One order of "Slamdango cuming right up! What color T-Shirt wiould you like? Blue, Orange & UT Burnt Orange. (Purple & Green are out of stock! DAMN!)
 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-14-2012, 07:50 AM
			
			
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			Dear SL, 
Here's a question that has plagued many folks for years:
 
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-14-2012, 08:14 AM
			
			
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Here's a question that has plagued many folks for years:
  
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Thats an EASY one! It just NEVER happens, because you always bite into the center before you get there! LOL  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-14-2012, 08:24 AM
			
			
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				One order of "Slamdango cuming right up! What color T-Shirt wiould you like? Blue, Orange & UT Burnt Orange. (Purple & Green are out of stock! DAMN!)
 
  
			
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This just horrible, before you couldn't list the colors in order (which you still can't) but now you show 4 shirts, list 3 available colors out of order, then list 2 colors that are unavailable, 1 which never existed before...this is horrible for a t-shirt vendor.  
 
SL, do you not think that we pay attention?  There are eyes on everything you are doing!!!
 
Note to yourself:  Had you followed my advice earlier, you would not have received a corrective post from a MOD, ijs.  I'm here for you bruh!
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-14-2012, 08:30 AM
			
			
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				This just horrible, before you couldn't list the colors in order (which you still can't) but now you show 4 shirts, list 3 available colors out of order, then list 2 colors that are unavailable, 1 which never existed before...this is horrible for a t-shirt vendor.  
  
SL, do you not think that we pay attention? There are eyes on everything you are doing!!! 
  
Note to yourself: Had you followed my advice earlier, you would not have received a corrective email from a MOD, ijs. I'm here for you bruh! 
			
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Mijo, the "GREEN" was for three providers that requested them. The purple I only had (6) they went like hot cakes! So I have the three colors left and the ORANGE is about to be gone. As matter of fact I don't have to many left. Out of 72 shirts I only have 11 left. It’s time for the next addition. The Blue Ball Mijo Inspired "SLAMDANGO" went like they were going out of style!
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			06-14-2012, 08:36 AM
			
			
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				So, you've FUCKED over 61 fems in less than 60 days, ahem...
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			
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				Mijo, the "GREEN" was for three providers that requested them. The purple I only had (6) they went like hot cakes! So I have the three colors left and the ORANGE is about to be gone. As matter of fact I don't have to many left. Out of 72 shirts I only have 11 left. It’s time for the next addition. The Blue Ball Mijo Inspired "SLAMDANGO" went like they were going out of style! 
 
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Next Edition: 
Space Gray:  (I Fuck like a RockStar) 
CandyApple Red:  ("Bite Me" edition) 
Blue Ball BLUE:  (mijo edition must remain) 
Blue Black:  (salute to the fine women of color)
 
Try those for now...if you need more, let me know.  This time, great advice to a T-Shirt vendor, order enough T-SHIRTS!!!  And, stop fucking so many woman.  Damn!!!
 
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			06-14-2012, 08:46 AM
			
			
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				Thats an EASY one! It just NEVER happens, because you always bite into the center before you get there! LOL   
			
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			06-14-2012, 09:13 AM
			
			
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			ok SL, I have a question! I know you're NONGFE, but why no DATY?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-14-2012, 10:17 AM
			
			
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				ok SL, I have a question! I know you're NONGFE, but why no DATY? 
			
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Great question Oh Sex Goddess of Dallas. While you in a class all to yourself, many providers are a little less than honest about who their first appointment might be and how many they see in a day.
My Reasons:
1) I don't want to put my mouth where some guy just had his dick.
2) I'm a selfish lover.
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			06-14-2012, 10:20 AM
			
			
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				Next Edition: 
Space Gray: (I Fuck like a RockStar) 
CandyApple Red: ("Bite Me" edition) 
Blue Ball BLUE: (mijo edition must remain) 
Blue Black: (salute to the fine women of color) 
  
Try those for now...if you need more, let me know. This time, great advice to a T-Shirt vendor, order enough T-SHIRTS!!! And, stop fucking so many woman. Damn!!! 
  
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			06-14-2012, 12:22 PM
			
			
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			SL:  If you call the Patriots the Pats, and you call the Buccaneers the Bucs, then what do you call the Titans?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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