ASK "SL" Whats your question.... go ahead make my day!

[angusranch]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Excellent question AR. Some might say there is only one answer... "with a hard on". But SL would argue that hard sleeper, sleeps with one hand on his dick and the other on his bill fold. It only then when a seasoned hobbyist can get some good rest! After all the two most important things to a hobbyist is his dick and the cash he needs to use it!

If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on, a hard sleeper sleeps with the light off! lol

[Still Looking]

I have had several PM'S requesting to see the TEAM SL T-Shirts. So here you go...


SL Las Vegas Tour 1st Edition (Shanna Price)


SL DOES DALLAS TOUR 2nd Edition (Chloe Grand)


SL 100th Review Edition Only Five Made (Alexa20Love Retired!)


TEAM SL Third Edition (Alluring Ava)


TEAM SL "SLAMDANGO" Fourth Edition (Katie2cherishu)



The fourth edition came in four colors and is nearing its end! The fith edition... "Always In The Hunt!" will be out soon.

[TCB]

hey SL, do trolls have hair on any part of their body, other than the top of their head?

Put another way, do female trolls have hair in their jeans(genes)?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by TCB

hey SL, do trolls have hair on any part of their body, other than the top of their head?

Put another way, do female trolls have hair in their jeans(genes)?

Trolls for the most part have little to no hair! The femal Troll has a little hair down there but no hole! That's why they are so bitchy when you come in contact with one!

[NinaBrooke]

Why does a chicken cross the road?

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I have had several PM'S requesting to see the TEAM SL T-Shirts. So here you go...


SL Las Vegas Tour 1st Edition (Shanna Price)


SL DOES DALLAS TOUR 2nd Edition (Chloe Grand)


SL 100th Review Edition Only Five Made (Alexa20Love Retired!)


TEAM SL Third Edition (Alluring Ava)


TEAM SL "SLAMDANGO" Fourth Edition (Katie2cherishu)



The fourth edition came in four colors and is nearing its end! The fith edition... "Always In The Hunt!" will be out soon.

Priceless!! This is awesome!!! love it!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by ninasastri

Why does a chicken cross the road?

Because the grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side!

[Guest041413-2]

SL, what makes a rabbit a Jack Rabbit...and how many times does he "jack"...?

[setman]

SL, how would YOU answer the Eternal Question?

Enjoy yourself.

Be safe.

Stay cool.

Setty

[dilbert firestorm]

fruit vs vegetable

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_culinary_fruits
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fruits

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ary_vegetables
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegetables

shaking my head on this.

those scientist must've been smoking something.

It used to be that if the produce did not come from a tree, its a vegetable, not a fruit.

if it came from the ground or a vine, its a vegetable, not a fruit.

now you have some produce that is a vegetable, but is technically a fruit.

I see that melons & watermelons are considered fruits.

bah hum bug! this is a technical nit pick by the scientists.

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Great catch dilbert!
This is CLASSIC SL. I'm keeping count:
1. ColorBlind
2. ADHD
3. (this is)Not a hobby, but a career for SL (see # of reviews and that's only a fraction of total count - bet he's fucking right now LMAO!)
4. ...can't tell the difference between his fruits and his vegetables
edit (how did I forget this one): 5. P.I.M.P

SL, am I accurate thus far (leave anything out)?

yeah, he made a spelling error "pronoiced". I didn't catch that error until SL mentioned about having to use the spell checker more often.

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by ninasastri

Why does a chicken cross the road?

that's easy!~~~

wolves were chasing the chicken which is why it crossed the road before it became roadkill and is now a meal for the wolves.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

SL, what makes a rabbit a Jack Rabbit...and how many times does he "jack"...?

Interesting question Mijo. The JackRabbit is a vibrator that has a separate clitoral stimulator. They come in all sizes, shapes and colors.

The amount of “jacks" slang for orgasms is based on how fresh the batteries might be. 90-100 can be expected on average.

http://www.tootimid.com/rabbit-vibrators.html?gclid=CIuI4qfX_ 7ACFcyc7QodbHtYCA

Interesting story about the coveted JackRabbit. I was at the local ER room with a friend who had been in a car accident. While there a guy comes in wearing a robe walking kind of funny. They take him behind the curtain and had him take a seat. Finally the doctor came in to see him. The doctor observed that the poor guy had a JackRabbit vibrator stuck in his rectum. The doctor asked how long the man had been gay. The man argued he was not gay. The doctor finally said it would cost approximately $9,000.00 to remove the JackRabbit. The NON GAY man then asked how much just to change the batteries?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by setman

SL, how would YOU answer the Eternal Question?

Enjoy yourself.

Be safe.

Stay cool.

Setty

Lovy Howell brought a suit case full of batties and JackRabbit vibrators on the trip so she had no interest in any of the guys including her rich ass husband.

Mary Ann was not a virgin as she was a farmers daughter and we all have heard the stories about that situation.

Ginger was beautiful ,but turns out she was a TS.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

fruit vs vegetable

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_culinary_fruits
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fruits

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ary_vegetables
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegetables

shaking my head on this.

those scientist must've been smoking something.

It used to be that if the produce did not come from a tree, its a vegetable, not a fruit.

if it came from the ground or a vine, its a vegetable, not a fruit.

now you have some produce that is a vegetable, but is technically a fruit.

I see that melons & watermelons are considered fruits.

bah hum bug! this is a technical nit pick by the scientists.

The longest SL you were right, I've read to date! LOL