Still Looking's Poetry Contest... How dirty can you talk?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Reincarnated

It came to me as you came, you don't even know my name
you'd just as soon be fucking a doorknob you asshole you
You'll fuck anything that moves and ill tell you what that proves
You just want meat you don't want me you asshole you
Oh you wish that I was stronger and could last a little longer
I get so mad that I could spit and I don't need that kind of shit
You toy with my affection and you laughed at my erection and its like a circumcision
You asshole you....

Your name is baby,
There ain't no maybe...
You're 1/4 of the rent,
Just for my time spent...
I suck on your cock,
Don't watch the clock,
I make sure you cum,
& sometimes even get me some...
If you wanted a wife, or that boring life, with all the bitching & strife...
Then go to a church,
Find a true lurch,
Have you some kids...get mortgage bids...
Have boring sex, dream of your exe, think..."what is next"?

No, not for me...its not always free...
It comes with a cost, some moments are lost,
But its a trade off you see...
And its just fine with me...

[homer13]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Your name is baby,
There ain't no maybe...
You're 1/4 of the rent,
Just for my time spent...
I suck on your cock,
Don't watch the clock,
I make sure you cum,
& sometimes even get me some...
If you wanted a wife, or that boring life, with all the bitching & strife...
Then go to a church,
Find a true lurch,
Have you some kids...get mortgage bids...
Have boring sex, dream of your exe, think..."what is next"?

No, not for me...its not always free...
It comes with a cost, some moments are lost,
But its a trade off you see...
And its just fine with me...

Wow Mr Toyz

I didn't know you liked boyz

I knew you had clocks

but I didn't know you sucked cocks

I guess you gotta do whatever it takes

So you can go home and bake cakes

While you watch TV

And get providers to play with you wee wee



Sorry but you made this one way to easy

for me to just pass by without being sleezy

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by homer13

Wow Mr Toyz

I didn't know you liked boyz

I knew you had clocks

but I didn't know you sucked cocks

I guess you gotta do whatever it takes

So you can go home and bake cakes

While you watch TV

And get providers to play with you wee wee



Sorry but you made this one way to easy

for me to just pass by without being sleezy

Its cool homie!

I knew shuffling between 1st & 3rd person prose would be out of the rhelm of understanding of some...

Let's get back to 5th grade rhyming...

I knew I had a boner,
When I saw her on the corner,
I offered up a twenty,
She said "that'll be plenty"
But when she dropped the panties low,
I knew I couldn't go,
The scent she did emit,
Smelled vaugley like horse shit...

[Union Jack]

I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times.
And said it can be sore."
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in".
"It's coming now" he whispered.
"I know" she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this.."
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout.
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contented
Sighed and gave a smile
She said, "I am glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find...
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!

[Whispers]

A call came from Houston.....
Just what's with this lass?
I shared what has been spoken.....
and suggested she be tossed on her ass.....

a week later they call me....
and tell me advice went unheeded......
now they deal with the refuse.......
of activities she needed.......

The risk is so great here.....
but few want to listen.....
so threAD after threAD .....
they blindly help her and christen..

When someone we know.....
falls tragically sick......
will any of you realize.....
you thought with your dick?

[rockerrick]

Once was a man , with such incredible vocal range
Had all of the talent , and an affinity for strange
Withered away , while everyone watched
No one thought disorder , they knew he sucked cock
Many were sympathetic , but he got what he got
He liked hairy ass , me I like twat
We are the champions , he liked to sing
Don't know who he is , I suggest that you bing
Subject not different , in fact it's the same
You guys in the line , are so fucking lame
Writing reviews , and ignoring the risk
Bragging of DATY , I'm thinking tisk tisk
There have been warnings , of this you can be sure
You jump in the line , and join the tour
But will you regret it , when all is said and done
Didn't heed the warning , can't say you had none

[harkontume]

There once was a Hermit named Dave....

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by harkontume

There once was a Hermit named Dave....

He always screwed girls in a cave.

[rockerrick]

Quote:
Originally posted by SpinnerAllyRay

Thanks guys!! I will keep you posted on a date. I will be in Houston this week, Dallas next week, then maybe San Antonio maybe? Austin's lame right now and I want to travel!

Can't wait to meet you fine ladies n gents!

MUAH,
Ally

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by DIE HARD

Quote:
Originally posted by SpinnerAllyRay

Thanks guys!! I will keep you posted on a date. I will be in Houston this week, Dallas next week, then maybe San Antonio maybe? Austin's lame right now and I want to travel!

Can't wait to meet you fine ladies n gents!

MUAH,
Ally

Well that's gotta be good for business!