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			05-16-2010, 09:49 PM
			
			
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				Don't worry, I'm a little bigger down there than a worm. Wait, let me check. Okay, I am bigger. lol I have a feeling I'll need more than cialis. Okay, shopping list: plastic furniture coverings, cialis, sandwich (Tara), massage oil, fudge, something for breakfast..... 
  
What number is drinking squirt? Baby, I can hit the spots. 
			
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I think I  will need a tag-team wrestling partner for this job, goodness...I can't wait.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-16-2010, 09:53 PM
			
			
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				oh I meant #23. Sorry. That was typical of how smooth I can be when taking to the ladies. 
			
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			05-16-2010, 10:00 PM
			
			
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			05-16-2010, 10:47 PM
			
			
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			05-16-2010, 11:01 PM
			
			
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				No, No, I don't want a worm! How full is your cialis perscription?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ! 
  
I knew what it was the first time you mentioned it, HAHAHA! Get your ass to Dallas dammit! and bring the cialis! 
			
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This sounds like a good idea.  I pic Sweetaimeexoxo, Tara, Elizabeth Whispers, Dallas Rain, Bliss...do I count?  I think six is plenty.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-16-2010, 11:55 PM
			
			
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			05-17-2010, 01:19 AM
			
			
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			I don't know what kind of bird I am... But I really like the Big Breasted Cocksucker....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-17-2010, 08:12 AM
			
			
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			Analisa I think I may be a Snowball Cock.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-17-2010, 08:15 AM
			
			
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				I don't know what kind of bird I am... But I really like the Big Breasted Cocksucker.... 
			
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			05-17-2010, 08:58 AM
			
			
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			Love the bird analogy.  I was in a restaurant with a buddy when a group of super-sexy-fine latinas wandered in.  My buddy said: "Check out the flock of Brown Breasted Mattress Thrashers!"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-17-2010, 09:25 AM
			
			
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			This is a great thread.  Thank you all for making me laugh so much.  I needed it,oxo
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-17-2010, 09:55 AM
			
			
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			This is a good thread.... and I am enjoying it.  Am moving to to Sandbox, as it is not directly hobby related....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-17-2010, 09:59 AM
			
			
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			05-19-2010, 03:05 PM
			
			
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			i would like the early bird special please!!!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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