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Guest021817-2 · 08-19-2012, 03:55 PM

I was wondering if Durty took Perfect Brats offer, she said she would" Take One For The Team"... if he does not want the shot, I will take it.....

pyramider · 08-19-2012, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Durty

Do you think I have the time to manifest an alt identity?
What would there be to gain in starting fires on 2 fronts?
You sir are as Sharp as a box of marbles.

Another swing and a miss. You might want to learn to make contact before you start swinging for the fences.

Sensia · 08-19-2012, 04:33 PM

Durty if your willing to give up some personal info and pay a yearly premium it would be worth it to get onto P411.com

You will find what you are looking for through that site, trust me.

Good luck to you.

LexusLover · 08-19-2012, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

.and I mean this in the sweetest way possible way ...

speaking of sweets ... when you coming this way?

Valerie · 08-19-2012, 05:17 PM

I like this guy..

Durty · 08-19-2012, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by pyramider

Another swing and a miss. You might want to learn to make contact before you start swinging for the fences.

Ha! When I make contact it makes the highlight reels!

Eccie Addict · 08-19-2012, 05:52 PM

Well I'm far from a newbie and I know how to use search. I found 1 within 3 pages of provider/weekend ads that fit what the OP was looking for. It's not easy being a newbie

To stick with the topic, yes durty this is what you have to go through

oilfieldscum · 08-19-2012, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Durty

I am a newbie with very selective taste. I am married to a woman who is short slim and sexy, but after 5 kids hates to fuck. I have tried for 6 years to make the best of the situation, but as of late I have blue balls more than blown balls. So that leads me here, and Damn is there some eye candy here!! Only thing is you can't have the candy you want without getting sub standard references first. I don't like BBW's or ladies that are old enough to be my kids grammie. I am not saying all newbie providers are big boned or over the hill, just from what I have found they are too big and to old for me to pay them for personal time. I'm not a horndog that will fuck anything with legs and an ass, I have some standards. Will I have to lower them to get to the eye candy I like?
Are there any slinder, firm, young ladies that are newbie friendly or am i SOL?

To the BBW's and heavyweights I am not trying to offend you. Just expressing my thoughts.

Durty.

Lke the others said get P411. Or you can search the adds and showcases. If you see something you like send a PM and maybe it'll work out. You could also put what you are looking for in an iso.

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Originally Posted by DickEmDown

D,

I think you're smart enough to know that tracing IP's really won't reveal shit nowadays

Too many ways to get around it...

As others have suggested...get P411 & search for newbie friendly providers and you shouldn't have a problem.

Now folks as it has been said before, let's STAY ON TOPIC before this lovely thread is closed

I don't thinck that would be too bad of a thing.

bashful1 · 08-19-2012, 10:19 PM

really, you just have to ask the right provider at the right time...and it never hurts to be respectful when inquiring. I'm not a newbie...but had been out of the hobby for almost 6 years when I came back.

Honestly, the 1st four girls I saw out of retirement did not ask for references at all. I had an appt with a 5th girl when I had only one posted review here that also did not ask for references...tho she cancelled on me the morning of.

Maybe I'll just lucky? Or maybe it's in the way I ask for an appt?

Glynette · 08-19-2012, 10:52 PM

Sorry, am also a noob. Someone clarify this damn spinner terminology? I know in retrospect that if I have to ask, I don't fit the criteria, but i'd like to know what I'm up against. :-D

PhantomofTheOpera · 08-19-2012, 11:38 PM

Glynette, a spinner is a lady that is generally small in stature who is weight proportionate for her height. Generally, they tend to be less than 5'2" and under 110# but I am sure you will find others here that would argue that criteria.

oilfieldscum · 08-20-2012, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Glynette

Sorry, am also a noob. Someone clarify this damn spinner terminology? I know in retrospect that if I have to ask, I don't fit the criteria, but i'd like to know what I'm up against. :-D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spinner

Sensia · 08-20-2012, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JDNorthface

No, see, they actually have feelings. That surprises you, I know.

This railroad runs both ways, friend. You're liable to find that there many "above standard" ladies who will refuse to see you now that you've successfully displayed your true colors. And to do it so early in your posting career has saved us all much time.

I think its clear now why your wife has made the decision she has made.

Best of luck to you.

A man with some common sense and maturity. Love it.. Love it.

Wakeup · 08-20-2012, 07:08 AM

Using "above standard" when talking about a whore is like calling the homeless guy under the bridge who managed to find himself a cardboard refrigerator box to live in, "well off"...it's all just a matter of your frame of reference...

enderwiggin · 08-20-2012, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Using "above standard" when talking about a whore is like calling the homeless guy under the bridge who managed to find himself a cardboard refrigerator box to live in, "well off"...it's all just a matter of your frame of reference...

Seriously? I'm all about honesty and shit, but I really don't see the point behind this comment -- other than to be a dick.

The OP made it clear: he has standards and the only "newbie friendly" providers he can find don't make the cut. I'm sure if he applied his brain he could figure something out. Otherwise, tough shit.