There are MF'ers at the club, right now. New outfit, new shoes, new gold necklace, new cologne, got his lucky drawers on, car pimped out. They're doing THEIR BEST to get some tonight. Most of them are going to come up short, after investing a lot of money and time to get things just right. Odds are pretty good that many of them will go home looking like this 

 If they get cockblocked, they'll be 

 Some will end up with that good looking friend who has a good looking girlfriend, but SHE has a friend that looks like 

 (sometimes vice versa).
The friend will be like 

 and 

for putting himself in that position again after he said he would never from the last time. Meanwhile, he can hear his friend and his girl 

 in the other room, while he sits 

 waiting for them to finish, since he doesn't want to be an ass and leave his friend stranded. Otherwise, they may 

 and stop being cool with each other. 
 
Now if he'd just 

 a provider, his night could've gone like 
 
 

 instead of a 

 with other hard dicks at the club.
 
Just saying.