What excuses

[MichaelWeston]

What's your excues to get away and play?

[JohnnyYanks]

I am. Therefore I must.

[Precious_b]

Not "I am. Therefore I *lust*" ?

[BoomShakaLaka]

Im Horny

[atxdream]

Originally Posted by BoomShakaLaka

Im Horny

+1

[Guest081519]

I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY!

[bdh1187]

The devil made me do it!

[Rocket210]

Look at that ass! I must!

[levi tab]

Don't bother me I'm going to Cabela's and browse...

[coochiemuncher]

I'm going for a ride.

[Paven]

Don't tell her that you want to go to the Home Depot because she'll want to come.

A Saturday afternoon dump run, clean out your garage and fill up your truck works.

If you're mechanically inclined tell her that your buddy needs help pulling out his transmission.

Another friend needs to go under his house and check his foundation and needs someone to
hold the flashlight for him (you).

Just a few random idears lol.

[Citori]

I only play on the road, but I still get asked why I wasn't answering my phone.

"I left the phone on by accident in the plane, it was pinging for a tower the entire flight and the battery has gone dead".

or

"Going to Dinner with the client"

or

"Had the phone on vibrate in the meeting and forgot to turn the sound back on"

[Guest083013]

honestly ==> I just say "I'm going out for a while"

[Keyzer Soze]

Dogs never ask where I'm going or when I'll be back......

[blasian1246]

Usually i come up with something work related, or that im picking up a payment! If it has to do with money, she doesnt complain or is happy! Theres been times that i lose out on money; paying for the session, then withdrawing extra from the atm to give the wife so that she believes i received a payment from a client, and she happily accepts so she can go shopping.