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SweetAterPie · 06-06-2010, 03:57 PM

Now get this I just got a call from a trusted hobby friend, she told me that cando is now strictly covered daty (DEAL BREAKER) and Neo will no longer do Russian WTF. Me thinks they may be flaky.

Guest071613-2 · 06-06-2010, 04:03 PM

They're probably getting dog piled from this review, and now they want to act like they are better than everyone else and change up the menu to something more 'exclusive'. WTF?!

Smells like bullshit to me. Definitely not BFE, guys.

*I just received a PM from a lady who just left these two, and she said it was very mechanical, and they kept asking her, "are you going to cum for me, baby?"

DEAL BREAKER!!

You two need to get it together! You could be very successful here!

Little Stevie · 06-06-2010, 04:05 PM

Not only am I sightless but I am now SPEECHLESS!

My sides hurt from the review and all the comments from the WK's and BK's.

Did they say anything about looking over my application for "manager"?

Dannie do you think there are any tomatoes left? Next time, don't go unload the Farmers Market when I'm supposed to cook Italian that night.

guest010712 · 06-06-2010, 04:06 PM

PROVIDERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN REVIEWS

STRIKE 1!!!!! -EDIT ST.Mateo59

Guest062124 · 06-06-2010, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neotek

PROVIDERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN REVIEWS

STRIKE 1!!!!! -EDIT ST.Mateo59

Hahaha! OMG!

Guest071613-2 · 06-06-2010, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neotek

PROVIDERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN REVIEWS

STRIKE 1!!!!! -EDIT ST.Mateo59

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Baaaaa hahahahahahaaaaa Thank you St. Mateo! Tell 'em!!!

Copierguy0 · 06-06-2010, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neotek

PROVIDERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN REVIEWS

STRIKE 1!!!!! -EDIT ST.Mateo59

(fell out of chair)
That put it OVER the edge, TOO FUNNY
good one ST. Mateo59

CG

SweetAterPie · 06-06-2010, 04:54 PM

I will take the points and pos. suspension for anyone who can post OFFs 5-27 picture in the LR of NEOs next doubles partner. title notice to all.

It won't matter most will have perished from collateral laughter.

hotlips_houlihan · 06-06-2010, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neotek

PROVIDERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN REVIEWS

STRIKE 1!!!!! -EDIT ST.Mateo59

LMFAO you now owe me a new keyboard

i forgot to mention something about the kitty dojo....don't forget to BYOF

hey St. Mateo...strike 2-neo offered me a free session if i told him what was BCD of the review. (shows you who not to screw over hehe)

Inlikeflynn · 06-06-2010, 05:54 PM

http://www.penthouseforum.com/

Dannie, that is some of the best writing I've ever seen read. You need to sent that story to Penthouse!!!!

St.Mateo · 06-06-2010, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

LMFAO you now owe me a new keyboard

hey St. Mateo...strike 2-neo offered me a free session if i told him what was BCD of the review. (shows you who not to screw over hehe)

WooHoo now I get to get some proof from Hotlips looks like STRIKE 2 Neo????

Better get some balls in that count or you looking at some vacation time lol

SweetAterPie · 06-06-2010, 07:00 PM

Okay folks perhaps we should give can-do another chance I have never met the gentleman but my girlfriend She-Will and he are long time friends, and have had relations, let it be known we have an open relationship.

Well when the bad press started coming in She-Will contacted can-do to arrange a get together to confirm that all the elitist comments were just envious bullshit. She-Will sent a text to can-do @ 4:30 requesting a get together for later in the evening, can-do responds promptly lets delay our get together until Friday my aunt flow has arrived unexpectedly.
Thanks,CD,

I don't have to tell you folks She-Will was pissed, She said lets go, so over we went to can-do's residence (I know not cool) She-Will bangs on the door saying come out you son-of-me.

Low and behold, the door opens 5x5 redhead, hello are you a friend of can I'm his aunt from Iowa.

This may explain all the NCNS alerts that are exploding all over the boards for this provider

Moral don't let emotions get the best of ya.

Yours CRUELLY, gowf
call me or I'll call you or pm or I'll just sit in front of your apartment hmmm-or call me or pm me or WHATEVER.

SweetAterPie · 06-06-2010, 07:35 PM

FYI, Flow's contact info is cornfedisbetter://uttersproducebutter.com

CoHorn · 06-06-2010, 09:52 PM

Great review Dannie, but I think you overpaid. On a serious note... Newbies, please read what she wrote on the rest of the story. When we complain that you wrote a crap review, we mean you are supposed to tell us about the time together. She did a fantastic job and I think she definitely deserves her 6 weeks of Premium Access.

felicity · 06-06-2010, 09:55 PM

I was actually sitting in a very dark corner to observe said event & let me tell ya sumthin...It was even more fun to watch than you can imagine!!!! LMAO!! XOXO Dannie!!