Dump  the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in  the first place... 
Replace all the female  flight attendants with good-looking strippers!  What the hell -- they don't even serve food  anymore, so what's the loss? 
The strippers  would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a  'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of  course, every businessman in this country would  start flying again, hoping to see naked  women. 
Because of the tips, female flight  attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving  even more money. I suspect tips would be so good  that we could charge the women for working the  plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,  including lap dances and 'special  services.' 
Muslims would be afraid to get  on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.  Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and  the airline industry would see record  revenues. 
This is definitely a win-win  situation if we handle it right -- a golden  opportunity to turn a liability into an  asset. 
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of  this? Why do I still have to do everything  myself? 
Sincerely, 
Bill Clinton