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				 A joke for all those from the military 
 
			
			A new Wal-Mart greeter just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was a few minutes late   but, because  he was a good worker, rather than fire him outright, the boss   called  him for a talk.
 "Dick, I like your work ethic, and you're a smart   guy, but your tardiness is becoming habitual."
 "Yeah, I know, boss. I'm   working on it," said Dick.
 "That's good. I hope you succeed. But I must    admit: I'm surprised. You're retired from the military. What did they  say when   you came in late?"
 "They said, 'Good morning, General'!"
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