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		|  02-04-2010, 05:50 PM | #31 |  
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				Join Date: Jan 17, 2010 Location: houston 
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			I have had so many where to start?  1st on was in Vegas.  Cab driver asked if I want to check out a R&R club.  Went, paid $$$$$ and told I could do what I wanted.  When I saw the girl she said it would cost another $$$$$ for anything more than a dance.  So got the dance and left.  Then there was my treasure's review on ASPD where she took me for some big buck and I gave almost nothing.  The last was my review of beth in San Antonio.  $$$$.5 and again just a dance from a crackwhore.  I am now only sticking to verified providers.
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		|  02-04-2010, 08:05 PM | #32 |  
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			I had one that after I stopped and got a drink of water, she got up and got dressed. Said she didn't want fuck anymore. 
 Another time the lady didn't have any condoms. I ALWAYS bring condoms and lube.
 
 Another time I was told I wasn't "feeding her enough PASSION". WTF is that supposed to mean?
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		|  02-04-2010, 08:13 PM | #33 |  
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					Originally Posted by carkido45  Yup it's always a good bet to go with well REVIEWED providers but if you hobby long enough you will sooner or later have a negative experience such as a NCNS ect. |  
Since I'm retired I seriously doubt NCNS will be a negative experience for me, because the lady in question just allowed me to spend that extra money on one of my other two favorite hobbies, Fishing and Golf.    |  
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		|  02-04-2010, 09:42 PM | #34 |  
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					Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas  " I announced yesterday we were going to start random drug testing and no one showed up for work today... so I called my daughter... that's her on stage..."  
I nearly spit beer ... threw some money on the bar and walked out....ahhh the life of a road warrior...  |  
THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!   |  
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		|  02-04-2010, 09:46 PM | #35 |  
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					Originally Posted by enderwiggin   When I drove past that strip mall a few months ago and saw the place boarded up, I laughed...  But the experience still embarrasses me. |  
I never went there but that Paris Spa next to it...I was a regular.  I hated to see that place close down.     |  
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		|  02-04-2010, 10:15 PM | #36 |  
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					Originally Posted by Jasper  Another time I was told I wasn't "feeding her enough PASSION". WTF is that supposed to mean? |  
Usually and this may be a Texas thing, she wants either fisting or anal. Most of the time you have to ask.
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		|  02-04-2010, 10:20 PM | #37 |  
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					Originally Posted by Wayward  Usually and this may be a Texas thing, she wants either fisting or anal. Most of the time you have to ask. |  
Careful I think WayWard is setting you up!!! 
 Watch him he's sneaky like the devil.
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		|  02-04-2010, 10:22 PM | #38 |  
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			carkido - "Don't you know my name?"[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yayclsjIW38"]YouTube- Rolling Stones - Sympathy for The Devil ( Live 1969 Altamont[/ame]
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		|  02-04-2010, 10:41 PM | #39 |  
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					Originally Posted by Wayward  Usually and this may be a Texas thing, she wants either fisting or anal. Most of the time you have to ask. |  
LMAO!!!!!
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		|  02-05-2010, 10:17 AM | #40 |  
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					Originally Posted by Wayward  Usually and this may be a Texas thing, she wants either fisting or anal. Most of the time you have to ask. |  
LMMFAO! thats good to know, wayward. thanks for the tip
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		|  02-06-2010, 08:24 PM | #41 |  
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			Was it Blue?No, Green?
 No, Red?
 No, White?
 No, BLACK TUESDAY.
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 The Wildflower Group
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		|  02-06-2010, 10:12 PM | #42 |  
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			I think you are going to win on this one Billy.
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		|  02-08-2010, 02:04 PM | #43 |  
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			We get down to business, everythings fine, she rolls over for doggy, while I'm goin at it I guess the pressure was too much and she lets out the biggest fart I've ever heard! NOT a queef, a full blown fart! She apologizes but the stench was too much. I went soft, couldn't complete. Bye Bye $300. Heff
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		|  02-08-2010, 05:05 PM | #44 |  
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			Hooked up with a well reviewed provider for a half-hour session.  Arrived and she seemed to have an attitude because I didn't book an hour.  After DATY she pulled out the condom and said "You need to harden up".  To which I replied, "how 'bout a HJ", to which she retorted, not included in the quicky session.  Being pissed, I grabbed it and began to stroke it hard.  She started some dirty talking and, bingo, I came without her touching me at all.  After that she uttered something under her breath and basically said "get lost".  I was totally pissed and surprised because she was well reviewed.  I researched more after because that was my first bad experience.  I discovered some ymmv issues so was calmed some what.
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		|  02-08-2010, 10:19 PM | #45 |  
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					Originally Posted by Mr. Heffner  We get down to business, everythings fine, she rolls over for doggy, while I'm goin at it I guess the pressure was too much and she lets out the biggest fart I've ever heard! NOT a queef, a full blown fart! She apologizes but the stench was too much. I went soft, couldn't complete. Bye Bye $300. Heff |  
There is a well known hobbyist here, who once while an AMP girl was giving him let out a smelly fart he looked down and the girl crinkled her nose and kept going.lol 
I guess that's a worst provider experience........RIGHT tbone2u.  Lol
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