Buy cheap love on Ebay

[Guest123018]

Low priced lov'n

[Melissa Madyson]

LMAO....
M.M.

[albundy]

Hell yeah! You can find anything on there! I took your advice and found love on ebay too!!!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BLOW-UP-DOLL-GIRL-FEMALE-JUDY-INFLATABLE-BLOWUP-BACHELOR-PARTY-GAG-GIFT-/281777066657?hash=item419b38d2 a12OoAAOxyu4dRvpwf

[albundy]

And while I was there, I found solutions to the little dick problem as well!!! You girls better run for cover after these things give me a donkey dick!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pro-Male-Penis-Extender-Enlarger-Enhancer-System-Stretcher-Kit-Man-Enhancement-/282002871826?hash=item41a8ae56 12C5YAAOSw~oFXHNze







Or if none of that works, I can just slip this on!!!

Now I too can have a Big Black Cock!!!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mamba-Cock-Sheath-Ample-Penis-Extender-ENLARGER-Erection-ENHANCER-Sleeve-Black-/351846211550?hash=item51ebab1f de8VUAAOSwmLlX4FvT

[Guest123018]

I'm screaming over here Al.

Judy is gonna put me outta business. I cant even compete w/her. Judy is only 14.95 and she has good reviews

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

I'm screaming over here Al.

Judy is gonna put me outta business. I cant even compete w/her. Judy is only 14.95 and she has good reviews

Nah, your business will be fine. Judy doesn't offer head jobs and she's a dead lay.

Still, for $14.95.....


Did you notice how they included veins on the black cock attachment?!?

LOL!!! "Just like the real thing!!!!"

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by albundy

Did you notice how they included veins on the black cock attachment? LOL!!! "Just like the real thing!!!!"

I wonder if that's a clone of Lexington Steeles tool?

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

I wonder if that's a clone of Lexington Steeles tool?

Damn, P!!! Do you have a photographic memory when it comes to cocks?!? I'm thinking "Generic black dick" and you look at it and can make a guess whose dick it was modeled after!

As for Judy, how did they fuck that up?!? I would think an open mouth would be mandatory. How am I supposed to get the full experience while fucking my plastic doll if I can't have the "fun" of scrubbing my jizz out of her mouth after I'm done.

[Guest123018]

Im calling bullshit on Judys reviews. She prolly reviewed herself

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Im calling bullshit on Judys reviews. She prolly reviewed herself

LOL!!! She's probably going to start a thread in Coed calling you a liar!!!

From one of her reviews:

"Judy(the doll) inflated easily with a small compressor and stayed inflated over a 4 day period; after being deflated and re-inflated a few times, we found no loss of air; the head does have a tendency to flop from side to side unless she is fairly well inflated; she displays nice perky tits. We did put on bikini panties and a smaller size thin while tank top- really made her look a lot more sexy that way."

HAHAHA!!! Just put a bikini on her to make her look "sexy"!!! Be careful of her head flopping around too much when you're pounding her though. On the plus side, once inflated, 4 days of action!!!

I wonder if greek is on the menu?

[Guest123018]

Al you giving up the ROS?
Damn 4 days straight!!? Backpage hoes stay winning .....

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Al you giving up the ROS?
Damn 4 days straight!!? Backpage hoes stay winning .....

LOL!!!

She's probably BBFS as well being as her whole body is a rubber.

And how in the hell are you supposed to fuck her in doggy? I don't see knee joints. Maybe fold her?

[Guest123018]

Stop complaining. She is only 14.95
U get what u pay for

[Guest123018]

I wonder if Judy has a doubles partner?

[albundy]

Doubles!!!

Check out this one!!!

They even added tattoos!!! It looks so real now!!! LOL!!!

Which one is the real chick?!?