Only if someone warned us about blackouts

[AMAZING.ALANNAH]

Oh wait no that was me I did say something about a month-and-a-half ago about needing generators and a possible blackout. Remember those big old generators that I said we're outside of the White House. Oh guess what that shipped to Texas? Does anybody want to take a wild guess no okay I didn't think so. Y'all think I'm crazy all you want to but I told you what was coming didn't know how it was coming but I told you it was coming did I not?. Okay moving on as if that wasn't enough of a suck my dick I was right. I'm about to shove my entire fist so far up y'all's asses with NO LUBE, that it comes out of your mouth. Just wait for it. It isn't over! Trump is still our president and #wwg1wga. This is going to be fun.


Also let me be clear that I do not think that there is anything funny about the millions of people who suffered throughout this past week. But but maybe just maybe somebody's finally going to listen to me even if it's one person. I may not be the brightest crayon in the Box. But fuck you and your box. I'm a permanent marker anyway crayons can be wiped away and broken permanent markers ain't going nowhere. No matter what it is that you end up believing after everything is said and done I guarantee you one thing you won't forget me.
#Permanentmarkergang4life

[Ripmany]

Well If in Oklahoma, northern Texas next week there going to be a great flood at this time. All low street going to flooded. If have a basement which unusual because "it's republican poor man"town it will flood. Get water proof boots now, get buckets now. Get paper towels now. Get to top of hill.
It going to melt all snow and ice, plus rain Thursday Friday, pluses water main breaker and trash not being pick up. . Expect flooding next week.

[matchingmole]