Pick up lines..... (bet I have the worst one)

[ali*cat]

Someone ACTUALLY used this line on me the other day & although it was funny I QUICKLY rejected his advances:


He said, " I love every bone in your body.....ESPECIALLY MINE."

LMFAO!!!

Anyone have a tackier pick up line than this one?

[canuckvic]

- fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Gertrude

- guy says ' let's go for a pizza and a fuck' ; her reaction will not be positive; in response the guy says ' ok, we'll skip the pizza'

[Shayla]

"If I were to ask you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

[Naomi4u]

Male: You look like my first wife
Female: How many times have you been married?
Male: None

[Naomi4u]

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

[Naomi4u]

You must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you

[Milehigh65]

Originally Posted by ZarahAdams

Male: You look like my first wife
Female: How many times have you been married?
Male: None

Funny..................:mf_lau ghbounce:


Would you like to grab a bottle of wine and go back to my place and fuck,or don't you drink?

[Naomi4u]

Do you work for UPS? Cuz I saw you checkin out my package.

[Naomi4u]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

[Kloie]

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

[Naomi4u]

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

[Naomi4u]

Do you have a band-Aid? cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

[Naomi4u]

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

I've had the second one used on me twice

[Guest032414-2]

Originally Posted by ZarahAdams

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Someday I'm going to use that one, just to see the reaction.

I also like....nice shirt, it'll look much better on my floor.

&

If I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, may I visit between the holidays?

[Brooke Wilde]

I have the worst one ....

I was at CVS a few years back and this guy who had recently moved to Texas approached me and said:

"Its nice to see a normal looking girl. All the girls I’ve seen in Texas have either been model gorgeous and would never talk to me, or have been dog ugly and I would never talk to them."

I rolled my eyes and told him to fuck off. The crazy part was in my eyes “he” was dog ugly and I wouldn’t have let him eat my shit if he was starving.