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			04-24-2012, 12:51 PM
			
			
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			Give her 24 hours, Capt...  I'm  sure she'll respond...   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 01:04 PM
			
			
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			I heard she's shacking up with Bristol. J/K.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 01:33 PM
			
			
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			Capt: Talk about painting a bullseye on your head...  lol
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 01:37 PM
			
			
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			i dropped my jaw at header...good one...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 01:56 PM
			
			
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			I put a skid mark on my iPad. I predict you'll be found someday in a landfill.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 02:51 PM
			
			
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				...I predict you'll be found someday in a landfill. 
			
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Or, years from now, there'll be rumors that Capt is buried in the end zone of the New Meadowlands Stadium...
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 03:41 PM
			
			
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			Moved to the Sandbox, primarily because this was an attempt at comedy, but mainly to allow Jackie to respond with a greater freedom of expression.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 05:01 PM
			
			
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			Ooooh.... now you're gonna get it....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 07:10 PM
			
			
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			This is great!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 08:01 PM
			
			
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			I love watching a human sacrifice.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 09:40 PM
			
			
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			04-24-2012, 10:11 PM
			
			
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			Captain, my Captain: 
 
You're one of the few that "get" it.  Thank you for the thread, thank you for the laugh and for being such a gentleman and intuitively knowing just exactly what would make me smile; I will be delighted add some quality time (on my dime) to your next booking when I return.  
 
That was the nicest thing anyone has done for me in a long time. You read my comment (in another thread), got the "joke", and did exactly what I asked - and you had the balls to do it, knowing full well I believe, that I would in turn "get" what you so astutely "got" - and appreciate you for it . . . and I do.  
 
I like a man with the intelligence to make me laugh THAT hard . . . like I said, I owe you. 
 
You're A-OK in my book, baby. 
 
Guys, take a cue (or a lesson if you desire), because the Captain apparently knows the secret to my heart . . . For all of you that thought I would dare carve him up for doing exactly as I asked (jokingly, in another thread, as I mentioned), you really don't KNOW me at all . . . What he did, was, well . . . superlative.  
 
Kudos to you Captain, you truly ARE a gentleman. 
 
Kisses, 
 
- Jackie 
 
PS: I have never NC/NS'ed ANYONE in my entire career . . . I have had "shit happen" at the last minute (just like everyone else has) and I have had to cancel with precious little time left until a scheduled appointment was to begin, but, I have always given notice (as much as possible given every circumstance - it isn't difficult to pick up a phone and just be honest and polite), and I have always gone out of my way to make it right with my client. Always. That's how I run my business; that's a part of what the Captain "gets".  And BTW, it doesn't happen often (a last minute cancellation on my part) . . .
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 10:17 PM
			
			
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			Wood working?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-24-2012, 10:18 PM
			
			
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			LOL Redwolf, that too . . . thoughts of sawdust and perspiration seem to work well also . . .
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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