LOL! true 
DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Fat Thief Gets Stuck In Door
          
     By 
Tee Roy     February 16, 2011    
              

Mug Shot, Jerrie Perkins If  you’re going to shoplift, make sure you’re poised for a swift   getaway…and not 400 pounds riding a mobility scooter that can’t fit   through the door! 
Jerrie Perkins, 30, was trying to leave a 
Michigan store   with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic goods last Tuesday   night. Her motorized cart got stuck in the store’s door and she set off   the alarm. She then hit a store employee who confronted her and “took a   fighting stance” against an arriving police officer. She needed to be   Tasered in order to be subdued