Hookers complaining about how SLOW business has become

[Still Looking]

SKF, Tracy, Nikki & Candi (Stack On Another Appointment) Staxx

[Sonya Playmate]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

As a full time ManWhore I have had the opportunity to meet with many a young lady that's visits both San Antonio & Austin. I hear the same things about both cities. San Antonio is just slow and hard to get appointments and Austin has become the cancelation capitol of the world. That being said...

Some things to think about... SL'S TOP 10 & One Extra

1) Do you show your face in your show case? Lots of guys like myself are face guys and don't want to have a session with any lady that looks like flinde.

2) Do you answer the phone or are you text only? I refuse to see ANY provider I can't talk to for just a moment or two before the session. This eliminates pimps and agencies posting as INDY providers as well as assures me the arrangements are etched in stone. It might surprise you how many hobbyist have this policy!

3)What's your availability and response time? I have had providers respond to P411 and PM'S as much as a month after sending them. REALLY?

4) How long does it take for you to respond to a text? While I do schedule in advance there are times I look for a right now type of thing. Not in a day or two.

5) Are your pictures accurate and up to date? A good reputation takes a while but a bad one gets passed along at lightning speed. Some times without you even knowing about it. (Men's Lounge)

6) Are you a totally fucking bitch or do you do things that drive hobbyists crazy while on the board? Yes there are hobbyist that like crazy providers but like myself I pretty sure it's not the norm. Think about what you post while on the board. Try and remember who is paying who!

7) Do you cancel appoints for any reason on a regular basis? Over booking, broken nail, grandmother dying again. Nothing pisses off a hobbyist more than getting all Viagraed up, bathed and ready to go when they get the can we reschedule BS.

8) Do you up charge? Gigantic turn off is up charging.

9) Do you have a messy, unorganized or just flat out nasty incall? Some of us just hit the road when this happens.

10) Do you smoke? I don't give a flying rats ass what you smoke, if you smoke it gets into your cloths and hair and some guys are very sensitive to this issue!

Extra Credit:

11) Do you keep your nasty ass clean? How about your kitty? Leave nothing to chance. wash that nasty ass and kitty even if you think its clean!

1. No, But I have shown half of my face before.

2. I prefer to talk on the phone then a text. You get more of a feel of the person your meeting.

3. Pretty fast

4. The speed of light

5. Same day

6. My photos are always up to date.

7. Nope

8. No, I never up charge on anybody.

9. I have a very clean incall. That's the most important part!

10. I don't smoke

11. Always clean

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Sonya Playmate

1. No, But I have shown half of my face before.

2. I prefer to talk on the phone then a text. You get more of a feel of the person your meeting.

3. Pretty fast

4. The speed of light

5. Same day

6. My photos are always up to date.

7. Nope

8. No, I never up charge on anybody.

9. I have a very clean incall. That's the most important part!

10. I don't smoke

11. Always clean

Well Sonya... are you hurting for business? If the answer is NO... then we know why!

PS: I think you mixed 5 & 6 up by accident...

[Bob McV]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Not to many providers posting in this thread for some reason?

My guess is a few have learned to not feed the trolls. There is no way to respond without
1.) looking guilty for at least one of the infractions you list
2.) looking defensive
3.) take the chance of speaking passionately and having the words used against her later.

Or at the very base of it, you don't ask any open-ended questions encouraging an exchange of ideas or information. You simply provided a list of things that any lady should be aware of to help make sure they are at the top of their game. Something I presume a lot of ladies are taking to heart and are too busy adjusting their methods, and updating photos to respond here.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Bob McV

My guess is a few have learned to not feed the trolls. There is no way to respond without
1.) looking guilty for at least one of the infractions you list
2.) looking defensive
3.) take the chance of speaking passionately and having the words used against her later.

Or at the very base of it, you don't ask any open-ended questions encouraging an exchange of ideas or information. You simply provided a list of things that any lady should be aware of to help make sure they are at the top of their game. Something I presume a lot of ladies are taking to heart and are too busy adjusting their methods, and updating photos to respond here.

It really is that obvious isn't it? LMFAO

[Still Looking]

A local provider.... right here in San Antonio just last week.

Provider
Hey SL I would love to have you do a review on me. I would give you super great pricing if you come here to SA. Or I'd see you next time I'm in Austin. I can't do FS this week but next week I'll be ready to go.

SL
Sounds Good I'll be in touch

SL
Monday: Ready to go. I'll be happy to come to SA. Where & When and what's that special pricing?

Provider
Monday: I'll be here all week from 10-4

SL
Monday: I understand but Where & When and could you please give me that special pricing? I'm not just going to drive to SA without knowing where I'm going and I have no phone number for you!?

SL
Wednesday: PM box full... sent email and still waiting!

[Bob McV]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

A local provider.... right here in San Antonio just last week.

Provider
Hey SL I would love to have you do a review on me. I would give you super great pricing if you come here to SA. Or I'd see you next time I'm in Austin. I can't do FS this week but next week I'll be ready to go.

SL
Sounds Good I'll be in touch

SL
Monday: Ready to go. I'll be happy to come to SA. Where & When and what's that special pricing?

Provider
Monday: I'll be here all week from 10-4

SL
Monday: I understand but Where & When and could you please give me that special pricing? I'm not just going to drive to SA without knowing where I'm going and I have no phone number for you!?

SL
Wednesday: PM box full... sent email and still waiting!

My noob take on it?

Sunday: new girl has a manager/sr provider assistant/wk say " hey a review from well established manwhore will kickstart business you should reach out!"

Monday: name didn't register with girl or manager gave you standard response #2

Wednesday: business so good this week being new and all she gots a full box (no pun, ok pun)


2 weeks later: new car smell wears off, gets bored digs through old e-mails and responds very apologetic for the delay.


Grade me, and tell me how far off I am ?

[whatever75]

The Rent is too damned High!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

A local provider.... right here in San Antonio just last week.

Provider
Hey SL I would love to have you do a review on me. I would give you super great pricing if you come here to SA. Or I'd see you next time I'm in Austin. I can't do FS this week but next week I'll be ready to go.

SL
Sounds Good I'll be in touch

SL
Monday: Ready to go. I'll be happy to come to SA. Where & When and what's that special pricing?

Provider
Monday: I'll be here all week from 10-4

SL
Monday: I understand but Where & When and could you please give me that special pricing? I'm not just going to drive to SA without knowing where I'm going and I have no phone number for you!?

SL
Wednesday: PM box full... sent email and still waiting!

Provider
Thursday: Airport area 9-3

SL
Ok so I drive to the airport area and do what? Hope you'll call me? You have my phone number and I do NOT have yours. You refuse to call or text and give a location or time.This is WAY to complicated. I think I'll pass on meeting you. Best of luck!

[Sonya Playmate]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Well Sonya... are you hurting for business? If the answer is NO... then we know why!

PS: I think you mixed 5 & 6 up by accident...

Do you see me traveling?

Yeah, I sure did by accident. Shit...I ain't perfect

[Guest041315]

Originally Posted by Sonya Playmate

Do you see me traveling?

Yeah, I sure did by accident. Shit...I ain't perfect

Oh I don't know about that, but I'd say you are damn near perfect. Which reminds me ....

As for this post, I think you nailed it SL. Sorry, I don't have that picture that someone often posts.

[Still Looking]

Here check out this provider:

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=239804

Great prices right down in the heart of San Antonio! But wait a minute... what's up with picture #3? Who in the hell is that? Could this be an agency acting like an INDY provider? No phone number? No email? So maybe they PM you and ask you to meet them at the airport between 9-3. Yeah this one sounds promising! And I'm sure I'll get the hot little number in picture #1.

[Trixxxie Texas]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

When it smells like a skunk ass raped a three day dead tuna, a baby wipe just won't do it...IJS

LMFAO!!!! You missed your calling buddy. You shoyld be doing standup!

[flinde]

Yesterday, a morning visit with a regular and an afternoon visit with another regular.

Total outlay $160.

Total of 3 hours of little flinde worship/hoovering, ball licking, tongue bathing, flinde digit sucking, prostate massaging, nasty dirty talk and oral worship of flinde nether regions.....priceless.

Or a rushed 30 min with any one of the many approaching age 40 golden ass bubbleheads with an extra 20 lbs free of charge.

You decide.

Price ladies - price and excellent service - the key to customer retention in any service industry business. And it is a business. A very competitive one.

Trying to hit a home run with every dumbfuck with his dick in his hand (present company excluded) results in a few homeruns, but LOTS of missed singles, doubles, triples - and these are the hits that potentially pay the bills.

[slocum]

Damn, I had an A-school instructor in the Navy who would tell us every morning: "wake up and smell the coffee, take a shower, wash your nasty ass." He was a pretty funny dude, just like SL.