ABQ is retiring and leaving the building

[Guest061918]

Yo...Yo...Yo.... sup mi homies and biatches!!!!!! ABQ has put on some pounds with all the tequila and bags upon bags of flamin hot cheetos so I be chubbling now. Have to say the ABQ blew up the spot here with some fun ballin!. Enjoyed mi time on this bomb as hell board. So to break it down all Philly style and shiz ABQ is retiring from this hobby world for good. Goota be dippin n shiz doing the uno. There are a lot of peeps who keep it real but there are also a few bustas. You know what I mean the booty-cheddar.

Getting back to the ABQ it is not going to be easy to keep the monster beanstalk tamed.Mi huge osca maya has to stay in the pants. No more of the Pimp juice. No more jimmy and jenny with the providers. So will be ghosting out of eccie.

The ole ABQ has had an interesting few months of not hobbying and another reason why this post is way overdue. But have not done it up until now mostly cause mi last lady (nothing to do with this board) caused me too much grief. She turned into a Chickenhead. Never heard that well here it the low low down. It is an extremely materalistic woman who in most cases be on the prowl for some serious cheese. Not only that but she was hardcore and started drinking too much of the ABQ's She was lifted like each night.That shiz aint cheap homies.

Almost had to shoot the five to fill out my cabinet again. There are only two things in life that ABQ gets saucy about taking my tequila and cheetos in bunches without asking. Was at a club last night and so so many iced out Wankstas. You know what they were doing mostly screaming dozens at each other. Homies you know what ABQ while waiting for his Whodis just could not stop shaking his head in utter disbelief. Could not help but be scooby doo last night. I almost went over to their tables to drop some science on their assez.

I stopped at two chica wannabes called a few of them scrubs. Man mi was on the floor on that one laughing until it kicks.You know what a scrub is right? A term used by material girls/ gold diggers to describe A dude with no money, no car, no class, but he fronts and tries to get material girls

Going to retire for a few reasons. In a ten step program to help with mi flaming hot cheetos addiction. Going in a new career path all wild graffiti style. Got mi a new game which will help at not always looking out for the ghetto birds.Some might say I haver turned all herb you know all soft. This is so great for the ABQ I been all illin.I am all crunk about this new direction. It will be more gravy than even ABQ has handle. Also means even though I am iced out gotta try and stop wearing all mi jewels. So will try mi best to be mad mac at it. Had mi juice at an all time high but gotz to do what mi gotz to do. Going to be a sure shot, got mi stacked chips all in on this one and strapped and ready to go. What is it you ask? ABQ is going to become a Weddding Planner. That is right homies you heard right. What? I said what? Can you imagine the scene of ABQ dealing with those bride of all mother of mothers bridezillas. Already got plans of how to deal with them. They aint gonna be no half steppin.

Not only is ABQ gonna be doing the wedding planner thing but also spinning those wheels of steel at the wedding itself. I be double dippin n shiz. Singing and adding some much needed flava.I can even do some twisto flexing on da dance floor. If they want some struttin...check. If they wanna see a dope fillmore...check. If they even want to see some sacin at the wedding party the ABQ says motherfuckin check!

Still gonna bounce with the low rider the ole ABQ cannot give that up. I can give up cheetos and tone down on the patron but aint nobody gonna touch mi lowrider.

There is one provider I do not like at all. A majority of guys also do not like. I could call her out and say to kiss ABQ's ass cause of the lies she spreads about me but gonna take the high road even if she aint nothing but a xerox.

The providers on here get ABQ's dap vote of props. A lot of them are RAWR as hell. I have a feeling most never heard that word so let ABQ give a dictionary lesson. Means a very attractive person. A lot of hot and tight fly girls here too eses. ABQ is gonna deeply miss the racks and onions on here.

To move away from the ABQ persona that I created let me say a few words. I have met some wonderful ladies on this board. A few I am honored to call friends. I could list some of my favorites but will not because I would hate to miss someone. San Antonio guys are lucky indeed to have the type of women providing for you in this city. Just remember, they are not objects or just a piece of meat. Treat them with respect as they will return the gesture in return.

I have enjoyed meeting so many great people both guys and gals and had a blast on this site. But it is time for ABQ to go away and move on. To the wonderful ladies I have seen in the past thank you for a great time and being an amazing person. To the ladies I have never seen it truly is my loss. I sincerly mean that. Continue to have fun fun fun guys.

ABQ's welcome intro was hard to read at times and this exit post will be even harder to understand but that is the fun in it right?

Ok back to ABQ

Lets keep it izzle though- Know why the ABQ loves this word. A suffix used to make a verb into a noun, demonstrating the characteristics of that verb. Used most in the forms of shizzle and hizzle. Shizzle when used in connection with the words "for" or "fo" means the english word sure. Any other use of shizzle means the word "shit."

Mokoa I will reach out to you in the next week to close my account. ABQ has left the building. I will check any responses to this post for a few days before doing the J-Lo thing.

Peace!!!!

[rockerrick]

Peace out biyatch !

[FootLong]

Whatever you said, good luck to you man! May you become the king of Cheez-whiz and shiz!

[Guest041315]

I wish you the best if luck and I hope it turns out to be all that you hope it will be.

[coochiemuncher]

Bummer
We'll be looking for someone with a new and improved perspective.

[MoneyManMatt]

Can someone put a translator in there for white guys?

[Guest083013]

Wishing you the very best in all you choose to pursue and God Bless. You are indeed a gentleman who will be missed by quite a few folks I know...

[MsPrittiKitti]

Peace!!!

[Sonya Playmate]

ABQ, .. take care!

[bamatide]

Best wishes and good luck!

[levi tab]

Awe fuck, I got a headache trying to read what the fuck you wrote and stopped reading at the third paragraph...

Good luck in your retirement from the hobby and I do hope that you are able to stay away...

[Love Your Zoo]

Good luck ABQ!

[cyranose69]

Take it easy ABQ.
I'll eat a bag of cheetos in your honor amigo.

[Mokoa]

May the winds be at your back!

All the best to you!

[Guest101618]

ABQ, having just recently met you in person I am sad to see you go. I have enjoyed your persona here on the board. And now I understand who the girls have been talking about with the orange cock. Eatin' them cheetos, especially the hot ones, while thinking about pussy usually leads to cheese on the stick. Then is starts to flamin' and the color sets in the skin. Doctors recognize the symptom quickly, I am told.

Good luck in all your future endeavors.